For Sale:OEM Chrome Ribbed Wassell Fender

dont want to sell this either,but need the $.
if either one of these parts dont sell by tomorrow morning,there isnt any reason for me to sell them after that. so i will be pulling them tomorrow morning if they dont sell. just a heads up.
this fender is damn near perfect.
full length.
if your interested,give me an email.
chi_cod@hotmail.com

Bastard Karaoke

Last Thursday Pat and I did some karaoke while drinking Tecate and shit Whiskey... This is me and Ace of Spades...

Intro n ego stroke

Hello to all fellow Bastards:

This is my first post and so a little about me. Name: Tom, Affiliation: ZB member (first 13), Bike: 06 Honda VTX 1300C (home fabbed side mount vert lic plate kit, bub jug huggers, baron BAK air intake, shaved emblems, mild fender chop, quickie windshield, to be cont.), location: Southern MN, Job: sucks, Training:pre civ engineering, Interests: new rider, new to chop n custom game, straight up ADDicted

Pic is me on stock set up 1 week after purchase (aug '11). current project pics/ updates soon.

I look forward to meeting you all and doin an irresponsible amount of touring next season

FS: Very nice Bates solo seat W/springs

im in a tight spot and dont really want to start selling parts off my build,but somethings gotta happen.
this seat is in extremely nice condition. stamped on the top leather and sticker is still on the bottom.
no rips,tears,etc.
it has already been oiled and is soft and ready for use.
i love this seat,but unless hell freezes over,im going to have to sell it.
width: 10
length: 12 1/2
not too thin,not too thick. just right.
if anyone is interested,shoot me an email
chi_cod@hotmail.com

Monday's Suck

Well I need something to cheer me up. I started the Atkin's Diet and am carbless and grumpy..... My man breasts have swollen to triple D cup teritory, from all the Thanksgiving treats. So I need to stay motivated so I can go shirtless this summer.... The best way for me to stay motivated is motorcycles and hot chicks.....

I'm not sure whose Trump this is, but my buddy TC sent it from his phone in the UK. The thing I'm looking at is that beautiful girder (BTW I Will be putting one on my 1939 flathead). It makes me warm and fuzzy.

And the next is... A definate carb replacement. Yum

Elbow grease

Since I still don't have the right shit to get Dorothy back on the road, I decided to give her a bath, polish her chrome parts and clean her white walls. Typing all that put images in my head of scrubbing a horse's vagina... Wtf.

This Gas Tank

Been thinking about my BSA tank. So I'm looking for something like this gas tank instead of the overplayed Wassell? Also if anyone has info on this bike it would be appreciated. I'm thinking because of the engine spacing and the cool old cheata'h frame, that something like this would look good on the Beezer.

Wrench flower

I have wanted a version of this as a tattoo for a long time. I'm also thinking about working it into a patch or other support merch for ZBMC. Does anybody have opinions or ideas?

Still no phone yet...

If anybody needs anything (bedtime story, dirty joke, discussion on the bastardization of zen, recipe for homemade absinthe, etc.) hit me up on email. I'm still in the no-phone-havin category until next week. I gotta admit it ain't entirely horrible.

so i get a tank from a friend to get chromed......

and i wipe the sludge,dirt,and dust from it.
great....it has old chopper paint.
dammnit.
dillema.
bead blast and chrome,or hang on the wall?
it's not the "raddest" chopper paint,but i always feel like an angel cries, when i destroy something like this.

Happy Thanksgiving?

My girls evil step sister decided to try her hand at cooking the turkey this year... She's never cooked a pizza pocket before this. This is the result.

All I could do was laugh and eat ham.

Carve that turkey you bastard!

Happy Turkey Day

from one Bastard to you all.

love you guys.

Thankful for you guys!

I am humbled and honored to be a part of the ZBMC and I am deeply thankful to know each of you.

For those tracking the little soap opera motor swap-era, here's the latest message I sent to the individual in question regarding the matter:
"Which of the six boxes I sent you is missing from the shipment you are sending back? You and I both have documentation of the inventory I sent to you, so what items will be missing when I inspect your shipment?

Also, you will be sending back the original bill of sale and I will be returning the bill of sale you sent to me. As per your request via email, I will keep the useless evo. Please learn from this experience and conduct yourself with more integrity in the future."

Pansgiving!

Love this pan. Just thought I would share it. No idea who built it, because I am too lazy to actually do 3 min. worth of research...

Happy Thanksgiving you Bastards!

Wishing you all great times, great food and fun with your friends and family! Take care

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!

GOD Darn it!!!! So been surfing the web looking at some of shit happening to the Supreme Bastard Pat. Worked on some stuff on his IH and got a rear fender for the build !!! Yay. Then I stumbled onto this. I've been a little aggrivated on the BSA, it just wasn't looking right and is a bit long for my style of Brit chop. I punched myself in the balls at least 10 times to rid myself of the erection. So I'm going to hold off on the BSA until I'm closer to the finish on Iron Tits, I'm going to chop that rare Cheatah Engineering frame and make her beautiful like these assholes artwork!!!! (Just kiding I've gott stuff from the Factory Metalworks and they are awesome.) They just hurt my feelings that their bike building skills make me look like a kintergardener using paste and macaroni noodles!!!

Check the infamous chopcult.com thread...

...For more details. I like having this blog be focused on more positive stuff. Right now I'm pretty bummed on the motor, so I'll wait to post more on it here until I have good news to share!

Evo

Pat's Evo is here!

So I got a package from Fab Kevin today...

Final major piece. And for those that don't know, Kevin is a HELL of a professional. He communicates with those that he is doing business with, keeps them informed as to the status of the order and apologizes profusely when things don't go as planned. I will deal with him again.C

Artsy Mondays anyone?

i just woke up.....

did i miss halloween? cuz im ready.

dorothy loves attention!

here's some (hopefully) better pics of rob's girl dorothy now that she's all happy and wearing her new super b and teardrop.













ps--please don't make zigzag pink topher, i'd feel like i was copying your pan. (which is the most badass paint on a pan i've ever seen!) although it would be pretty rad to have a bike in 'club colors' in all pink with green and purple highlights...wait a minute topher, how did you know that's what our colors would be and that I'd ask you to join before I even thought of that stuff?! Pigment wizard what metalflake mind control spell have you cast on me?!

i'm so torn...

the paint pics topher posted look rad! ...but i just test rode this sweet little beast, and it's my favorite color!

So, I figured that I would post a couple of pics of Pat's paint job in progress. Base, flake and first round of clear on, now for the 24 hour dry time. Oy!!! Then it's scuff and clear, again. Fuckin' flake jobs take a lot of clear (right Rob?)

Also, I'm putting out feelers on selling my beloved Buell project. '99 Buell motor in a Paughco chassis. I have the MSO for the frame and I have the original frame with title, for "historical" purposes, of course. Motor will run. Narrow front end, Weld wheels, motocross style bars, newish rubber, 200 rear, tank of your choosing. If you are serious and/or know someone that might be I will send you more honest pics than you will know what to do with. If you are serious and want to know what else it needs, call me and I will tell you. I'm gonna ask 6k for it. Trust me, I'm gonna lose my shirt on it, but I could use the cash for my Shovel. It is a project, however, so know that going in.

Later

Dad.

i dont think i'll win the contest.....

but "She's a man eater"

did somebody say contest??

i feel like i've already won...

...pucker up buttercup!!


totally unrelated, but just sent my wtf meter into overload:
"illegal unlicensed plastic surgery using fix-a-flat?"
holy shit. read the article. seriously, that's one of those things you just can't unknow...thanks for the nightmares miami. wtf!!?

Bars

I think I should trim down the bars a bit. What does everyone think?

Contest time!!!

Alright folks, we here at ZBMC inc. love contests (and prostitutes...) Right now, we need a new sexy, bad ass, chopper/zen/zombie/booze induced coma inspired photo banner for the top of the blog. I would just design one, however I am mildly retarded. I turn wrenches not make pretty pictures. Contest rules: None. Contest Prize: Best Banner submitted to me by 1 Dec 2011 gets the greatest blow job of their life, provided by none other than our very own Pat* the Bastard!

*Shhhhh, don't tell Pat he's the prize...

Hey Fellers!

I'm Chico and i have been clean for.....oh wait,wrong forum.
Got invited over to contribute here with you fine dirtbags.
Happy to be here and honored.
here is my heap. been a long time comin.
motor is a 48 (not shown). but i won't bore you with the parts that are going on it.
these pics are on my blog,but what the hell,i'll throw em here too.
my post's may be a little boring here and there. no garage,so im limited as to how much destruction i can cause in my living room without "actually" burning down my apartment....but i'll try to keep it lively.
thanks for havin me.