Contest time!!!

Alright folks, we here at ZBMC inc. love contests (and prostitutes...) Right now, we need a new sexy, bad ass, chopper/zen/zombie/booze induced coma inspired photo banner for the top of the blog. I would just design one, however I am mildly retarded. I turn wrenches not make pretty pictures. Contest rules: None. Contest Prize: Best Banner submitted to me by 1 Dec 2011 gets the greatest blow job of their life, provided by none other than our very own Pat* the Bastard!

*Shhhhh, don't tell Pat he's the prize...